mockelock is a pain in the ass

Wednesday, Oct. 07, 2002 @ 3:52 p.m.

The last natural blondes will die out within 200 years, scientists believe. A study by experts in Germany suggests people with blonde hair are an endangered species and will become extinct by 2202. Researchers predict the last truly natural blonde will be born in Finland - the country with the highest proportion of blondes.

But they say too few people now carry the gene for blondes to last beyond the next two centuries. The problem is that blonde hair is caused by a recessive gene. In order for a child to have blonde hair, it must have the gene on both sides of the family in the grandparents' generation.

The researchers also believe that so-called bottle blondes may be to blame for the demise of their natural rivals. They suggest that dyed-blondes are more attractive to men who choose them as partners over true blondes.

But then who will we redheads tell jokes about?

Thanks Evil-Edna for telling me about this. It is making my life easier.

I have not felt at all well lately. My muscles, especially in my back and arms, feel like over-stretched rubber bands; my hips and spine feel like they are filled with glass shards; and I have been having this problem with my right eye for the last couple of days. Basically, it feels bruised; but there is no swelling or discoloration that I can see. I hope it clears up, I don’t want to have to go to the optometrist. I don’t enjoy having my eyes poked at. I think that must be an OCD thing, too; everyone I have ever known with OCD is squeamish about their eyes. I need to a) start taking more and longer walks, b) remember to use my salt scrub in the evening (I was using it almost every night in the spring and it helped a lot, but I stopped when the weather got hot), and c) get rid of that mattress.

Speaking of which, I spoke to Mom today and she said I can have the futon soon because they are getting some kind of air bed for the downstairs. She also said Aunt Lori took Granny and Grandpa to Austin because of Hurricane Lili. Sheesh, who signed Louisiana up for the hurricane-of-the-month club? This is more serious than the last and Granny is seriously worried they will lose their house. I am trying not to worry and am just glad they are safe. We will deal with loss of property if and when it comes.

I started drinking whole milk again. I always had to have it for coffee and pudding and baking, and it’s such a pain to have 2 different kinds of milk in that tiny fridge. Then the other day I drank some because that’s all I had, and I remembered how rich and creamy whole milk kicks thin and sickly nonfat milk’s ass. It has more fat, but have you ever looked at the label of nonfat milk? It has more sugar.

You know what I always wondered? Why emergency room staff use the abbreviation “GSW” when it’s faster and easier to say “gunshot wound”.

Pet peeve of the day: That nasty, powdery, sickly-sweet perfume all old ladies wear. And do they have to wear a friggin’ gallon of it?!

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